Congratulations, Colorado
You just f*cked yourself
Gardner: imposing his extreme views
on you since 2005!
Thousands of Coloradans voted AGAINST THEIR OWN BEST INTERESTS by casting their vote for Cory Gardner for U.S. Senate. Why? Because they drank the Kool-Aid and now believe the lies-that Cory Gardner will fight for them.
But he won't.
Cory Gardner's record in the U.S. House of Representatives (2011-present) and the Colorado House of Representatives (2005-2010) sheds light on his extreme views. Gardner's first priority is Cory Gardner. His political aspirations led him straight to the money--Koch Industries and other "Big Cash Donors". Unlike 99% of us, members of the Billionaire Boy's Club don't have to vote. They just write a check.
Koch boy-toy and indentured servant Cory Gardner spoke exclusively with FCG following his unfortunate election to the U.S. Senate:
"First, I'd like to thank the ignorant Coloradans who voted for me," Gardner chuckled. "Our deception worked, and the Koch brothers couldn't be happier."
Gardner has big plans for his constituents.
"Get a jumbo jar of petroleum jelly and bend over! Daddy's home and ready to play!"
Who's your daddy?
October 19, 2014
think about it.
Convicted murderer Michael Dunn would vote for Cory Gardner–if he lived in Colorado.
Fortunately, the Floridian will serve the rest of his life behind bars for shooting into a parked SUV and killing 17-year-old Jordan Davis. The teen's transgression? He and his friends were playing their music too loud for Dunn's taste. Dunn decided to use deadly force to make his point, which is the logical choice in the twisted mind of a Cory Gardner Bagger.
Let's face it: Dunn was looking for a chance to use his gun and thought he had the perfect opportunity to get away with murder.
What a Tea Bagger...just another trigger-happy conservative with a gun.
Dunn's case isn't about personal protection. It's not even about gun rights. Even liberals carry handguns for the purposes of self defense. No, Dunn represents the Cory Gardner Bagger mindset: "I'm right and you're wrong, and I have no problem killing you if you disagree with me."
Just check out these Cory Gardner Baggers. Are we–America's True Patriots–supposed to wait around for the Tea Bagger Revolution?
No! We have a moral obligation to keep Gardner out of the U.S. Senate. Let's reclaim America–tell your friends to Fire Cory Gardner!
cory's baggers in the news
tea or douche, cory's baggers come in one flavor
convicted murderer michael dunn would vote for cory gardner
Trigger-happy Bagger claims self-defense after killing unarmed black teen over loud music, gets life sentence. Justice served!